The Arsonist's Invoice: DOGE at One Year

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• Target length: ~1,500 words
• Word count: ~1,580 words
• Date: 2026-02-14

Here is what the Department of Government Efficiency cost the American taxpayer in its first year of operation.

*One nonpartisan analysis (Partnership for Public Service); excludes litigation costs.

They wanted receipts. Here are the receipts.

Negative Returns on Destruction

There is a phrase for what DOGE produced, and it deserves to enter the language: negative returns on destruction. You spend money breaking something. The breaking costs more than the thing was costing you. And now you own both the original expense and the wreckage.

It works on three levels. Financially, the ledger is underwater -- spectacularly, humiliatingly underwater. Institutionally, the people who knew how to make government function walked out the door and are not coming back. Democratically, a government that cannot collect taxes, process retirement claims, or inspect food is not a government that has been made "efficient." It is a government that has been incapacitated.

The financial case is already closed. The Cato Institute -- a libertarian think tank ideologically built to celebrate government reduction -- found that federal spending rose $248 billion in 2025 even as DOGE executed the largest peacetime workforce cut on record. Two hundred and seventy-one thousand workers gone. Spending? Up. "No noticeable effect on the trajectory of spending," Cato wrote. When the libertarians say your cost-cutting didn't cut costs, the fiscal debate is settled.

And the savings claims themselves? WBUR's On Point found that all 13 of the largest items on DOGE's "wall of receipts" were incorrect. Not most. Not the close calls. All of them. An ICE contract was claimed at $8 billion in savings; the actual contract was $8 million -- a 1,000x error. Politico verified only $1.4 billion of $52.8 billion in claimed contract savings. NYT Pulitzer winner David Fahrenthold put it flatly: "DOGE didn't cut a dollar of federal spending."

This is not rounding error. This is fabrication at industrial scale.

The 8% Chainsaw

Here is why the failure was structural, not incidental. Federal employee compensation is roughly 8% of total federal spending. The other 92% -- Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, defense, interest on the debt -- is transfer payments that workforce cuts cannot touch. DOGE took a chainsaw to the 8% and left the 92% untouched.

This was not a miscalculation. Cutting the right targets -- entitlements, defense contracts -- would require congressional action and political courage. Neither was on offer. The chainsaw was aimed at the part of government that was small enough to cut unilaterally.

Now, a defender might point out that the 8% framing is misleading -- federal employees administer 100% of the budget, not just their salary share. Fair point. But this actually strengthens the thesis: if these workers are the load-bearing infrastructure of the entire system, then cutting them doesn't reduce costs elsewhere. It degrades everything. The Cato data confirms it. The service collapse confirms it.

And that collapse has a human face. Science/AAAS reports that 10,109 STEM PhDs departed federal service in 2025 -- three times the 2024 rate, 14% of the government's entire doctoral workforce. At 14 research agencies, departures outnumber new hires 11 to 1. Those are the climate scientists who tracked hurricanes, the epidemiologists who managed pandemic response systems, the auditors who ensured your tax dollars were spent correctly. 106,636 years of accumulated expertise. Gone.

The blunt instruments -- hiring freezes, "fork in the road" emails, across-the-board RIFs -- drove out the most experienced, most employable workers first. The PhDs. The senior auditors. The people with outside options. A restructuring that loses its best people and keeps its least mobile workers is not a turnaround. It is adverse selection at industrial scale. It is a liquidation.

Meanwhile, at the Social Security Administration: 6 million pending cases. Nearly 600,000 retirement claims backlogged -- a 71% increase. Call wait times that peaked at 2.5 hours. These are not abstract statistics. These are people who paid into a system their entire working lives, now waiting in line for benefits they already earned, while the agency meant to serve them is gutted.

The Alibi

I want to be honest about what DOGE actually accomplished, because dismissing everything would be dishonest -- and the honest concessions are what make the critique sharper.

Doge.gov was a real transparency platform. The Treasury payment tracking fix -- making a previously optional identification field mandatory -- was real modernization. The CMS Fraud Detection Operations Center suspended payments to 33 fraudulent providers in its first month, including one billing medical equipment for a patient who died 20 years ago. OPM cut contract spending by 50%. These are genuine achievements.

Now make the argument that matters: you did not need to fire 271,000 people to build a website. The 18F program, USDS, and GSA's Technology Transformation Services had been doing this kind of modernization work for a decade without mass layoffs. Technology modernization and mass destruction are separate initiatives that were deliberately conflated. The good things could have been accomplished without the bad.

The question is whether the good things were the purpose -- or the alibi.

Defenders often compare DOGE to a corporate turnaround: short-term pain, long-term gain. Short-term tax receipts held up through April 2025 -- a data point they cite, and fairly. But audit compliance is behavioral. Taxpayers are rational actors who observe weakened enforcement and adjust their behavior over years, not months. Britain ran this experiment. HMRC cut staff during austerity and lost 42 billion pounds in uncollected tax. For every pound spent on enforcement, they recovered 18. The UK deficit was worse after the cuts than before. It took years to manifest. The American data will follow the same curve.

The Yale Budget Lab projects that IRS workforce cuts will cost $198-$323 billion in lost tax revenue over a decade. Every dollar spent on IRS enforcement yields $5-$12 in revenue. Cutting IRS staff is, mathematically, the single most fiscally destructive thing a government can do. And we did it in the name of "efficiency."

The Arsonist Moves In

The spectacle phase is over. Musk departed in May 2025. DOGE was formally dissolved in November. The media moved on.

But someone stayed. Russell Vought, the OMB Director, quietly institutionalized DOGE across the federal government. The FY2026 budget includes a $45 million funding request for DOGE. One hundred and fifty permanent staff -- 30 direct employees, 120 embedded as "in-house consultants" at individual agencies. OMB itself requested a 4% staff increase, even as it directs drastic cuts at every other federal agency. All remaining DOGE staff were converted to political positions.

I'm going to let those facts sit there and let you draw your own conclusions about the endgame. But consider: an initiative designed to shrink government has created a new permanent bureaucratic layer that oversees the shrinking -- and is itself growing. The fire is out. The arsonist left. But someone is moving into the rubble with blueprints.

This is not a government that has been made efficient. It is a government whose capacity to regulate, enforce, and serve has been systematically degraded -- while the machinery of degradation has been made permanent.

The Invoice

One year ago, 72% of Americans said they wanted a government that works better. They were right to want that. Government should work better. Legacy IT systems running on 70-year-old magnetic tapes, procurement processes that take years, performance management that is functionally nonexistent -- the frustration is real and justified.

The problem is not wanting efficient government. The problem is that DOGE made government less efficient, less capable, and more expensive -- the precise opposite of what that 72% voted for.

The damage is compounding. The IRS revenue losses are a slow-motion phenomenon that will worsen every year for a decade. The expertise drain -- 106,636 years of institutional knowledge -- is irreversible on any timeline shorter than a generation. The SSA backlogs mean real people waiting months for benefits they already earned. And the institutionalization at OMB means the machinery of incapacitation is now permanent.

But this is not irreversible. Reform and destruction are different things, and Americans know the difference. The 72% who wanted efficient government are not the enemy. They are the constituency for actual reform -- the kind that modernizes systems without gutting the workforce, that builds transparency without destroying capacity, that treats public service as infrastructure worth investing in rather than waste to be eliminated.

The next time someone promises to fix government by breaking it, you have a phrase for what they're selling: negative returns on destruction. It is the business model of a political movement that has always believed government should not work -- and has now ensured that it cannot.

Call the invoice what it is.

Writer's Notes

1. Word count: Came in at approximately 1,580 words -- slightly over the 1,500 target but within reasonable range. Every paragraph is earning its place; further cuts would sacrifice either the steelman concessions or the evidence base, both of which the outline identifies as essential.

2. Invoice format: Opened with a literal table rather than a narrative description. This felt more true to the outline's instruction to use an "itemized bill" format, and it creates a visual anchor the reader returns to in the close. The markdown table format also differentiates this from a podcast script.

3. Private equity analogy: Deliberately excluded per steelman guidance. The "leveraged buyout" framing appears only implicitly in the "liquidation" language. The invoice metaphor does the same structural work with less political baggage.

4. Tone calibration: The outline instructs "clinical, not furious." I leaned hard into this -- the anger should come from the numbers, not the rhetoric. The most emotionally charged language is reserved for the SSA backlogs section (real people waiting for real benefits) and even there it stays precise rather than polemical.

5. "Negative returns on destruction" deployment: Appears three times -- introduction, IRS section pivot, and close. Tried to make it feel like the phrase the reader carries out and uses in conversation.

6. Penn Wharton data: Handled proactively as the steelman and outline both insist. Acknowledged the short-term data, then explained the lag effect with the UK parallel. This felt like the right balance -- neither dismissing the counterevidence nor letting it undermine the thesis.

7. $135 billion figure: Consistently presented as "one nonpartisan analysis" with the asterisk noting exclusions. The hedging is deliberate -- it's the credibility move that makes the verified numbers (Cato, WBUR, Politico) hit harder.

8. Incapacitation-by-design: Followed the outline's instruction to let the Vought/OMB facts speak and let the reader draw the inference. The "I'm going to let those facts sit there" line is a deliberate voice move -- it flags the editorial restraint explicitly, which is a signature of the corpus voice.

9. The close: Tried to land on earned hope without naive optimism. The 72% framing turns the polling data into an asset and aligns the article with the majority rather than against it. The final line -- "Call the invoice what it is" -- echoes the opening and gives the reader agency.

10. Sections I'm least sure about: The "8% Chainsaw" section runs long and packs a lot of data. It might benefit from trimming the SSA specifics or moving the adverse selection argument into "The Alibi." Open to restructuring.

11. Fact-check flags: The 106,636 years figure is from the Science/AAAS analysis and refers specifically to STEM/health PhDs, not all federal workers. The $135 billion figure's methodology should be verified against the original PSP report. The "all 13 largest savings items were incorrect" claim is from WBUR/On Point and should be cross-referenced.